ramblings.
Yeah, I took a few writing courses in college. Here's a few of the pieces
that are probably fit for mass consumption.
You and Your Dorm Room: A piece
celebrating moving into the dorm. The Dave Barry influence is pretty evident,
but it's worth a chuckle.
The Oven and the Breadmaker: a fable.
Well, minus a meaningful moral...
The Kitchen Master XQR: After working in
industrial computing for two years, I needed to vent about the cheezy
welcome-to-the-family letters that you get with any product...
Art Rejection Letter: A satire of a rejection letter from an art gallery...
Dan's Quik Lube and Grille: a satiric
restaurant review for a garage/diner...
The Senior Coaltion: My roommate Kurt recieved a letter for a senior citizen's
PAC and...
Lab Nerf Warfare: Hopefully my Comp Sci Prof won't discover what
occupied our time during my stint with REU Summer 1998.
The Money Poem: I also have this in a sound
recording... I'll put it up once I get the chance to convert it to MP3...
A Rummy Summer: Summer of '98 Jeff, Chris Caldwell, and I took a vacation in
Utah. One night...
Wine For Dummies: In my non-fiction
class I submitted randomly selected lines from my emails as a piece. I got
some interesting feedback on it... so I integrated the feedback. The process
continues...
Sex Fragments: Well, some force in my life prompted a sex poem...
I'm sure I'll put up more at some point...
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